I know this much to be true.
When your 3.5 year old asks "Want to see my super cool new trick?" this inevitably means your husband will get clocked in the nuts some how every.single.time.
When your 3.5 year old asks "how do you spell YOUR name" while coloring nicely in the playroom while you prep dinner, it means she actually endorsed every single check with crayon in the checkbook she found.And when your 3.5 year old asks "what is your account number?" then you run for the hills, or at least ship them off to preschool.
Good luck, preschool teachers! Good luck, indeed.